The New England Patriots added to their insanely deep arsenal of Caucasian wide receivers today, signing former Indianapolis Colts Great Griff Whalen. The Pats now own 4 out of the 7 white Wide Receivers in the NFL, and with Christian Mccafrey coming to town next April, the Patriots will become the first team to field an offense of 11 white players since the 1953 Kansas City Chiefs.

But many of us remember Griff Whalen so well, for the honorable work he did as a snapper in Indianapolis.
Turns out, this was a brilliant play drawn up by Whalen, as he has undoubtedly been working for Bill Belichick for a number of years now. Finally, he will able to put on a Pats jersey this week, and seamlessly fill in for his injured bretheran – Daniel Amendaya.