If you don’t know who Dave Dombrowski is, you most definitely are not missing out. Dombrowski is the President of Baseball Operations for the Boston Red Sox. Props to him for pulling out a trade today for the stud Chris Sale. I am happy about it even though we gave up a the best prospect in all of baseball. What I am extremely fucking disappointed about, pissed off about is that Jon Lester is not on the Red Sox for 100 fucking million less dollars than David Price.

As a historian, a professional historian, David Price time in and time out has proven himself to be a no good two-bit hack looser in the playoffs. I usually am too lazy to look shit up but here we go, according to Baseball Reference, Price (no pun intended) has a career 5.54 ERA in the postseason. That is fucking trash. Lester, a cancer survivor in remission and a stalwart of a professional- quadruple the gentleman Price is- in triple the amount of appearances has a 3.68 ERA and 3 world series rings. So for 100 million more dollars, we have a fourth of the pitcher. Dombrowski, thanks for making this move but it wont fucking work because we have so much money tied up in scum bag Price.

Biggest rule in sports: NEVER TRUST ANYONE WHO HAS PLAYED FOR 4 OR MORE TEAMS. NEVER THEY ARE LOCKER ROOM CANCERS, CHOKE ARTIST SONS A BITCHES WHO WILL NEVER COME THROUGH IN THE CLUTCH.

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